My name is Saul Rabinowitz. I am Dex Baxter's personal attorney, and it is with a heavy heart that I write the following:
On or about November 18th, 2006, the staff at Promises Residential Treatment center located in Malibu California, reported that Mr. Baxter vanished from the facility. Surprisingly, Mr. Baxter was due to be discharged on Sunday (November 19th).
According to Mr. Baxter's personal counselor, Dex had successfully finished his treatment and was once again ready to re-enter society.
Mr. Baxter was due at MGM Studios on Monday to lay down a commentary track for the DVD release of his classic film, Disco Nation.
On the left you will see the most recent picture of Dex taken at the Encino 7-11 the night before Mr. Baxter was admitted to Promises. The picture was taken with the store's security camera.
Dex's Business and Life Partner, Hank Azaria is offering a reward of one million dollars to the person or person's with any information leading to the finding and safe return of Mr. Baxter. Additionally, Dex's friends, Matthew Perry and Eric Stillman have pledged an additional five hundred thousand dollars towards this end.
If you have any information concerning Mr. Baxter's whereabouts, please contact me at 1.800.555.0121 or email us at quadalupe@crenshaw.net.
All responses will be kept in the strictest of confidence.
Thank you,
Saul Rabinowitz, Esq.
On or about November 18th, 2006, the staff at Promises Residential Treatment center located in Malibu California, reported that Mr. Baxter vanished from the facility. Surprisingly, Mr. Baxter was due to be discharged on Sunday (November 19th).
According to Mr. Baxter's personal counselor, Dex had successfully finished his treatment and was once again ready to re-enter society.
Mr. Baxter was due at MGM Studios on Monday to lay down a commentary track for the DVD release of his classic film, Disco Nation.
On the left you will see the most recent picture of Dex taken at the Encino 7-11 the night before Mr. Baxter was admitted to Promises. The picture was taken with the store's security camera.Dex's Business and Life Partner, Hank Azaria is offering a reward of one million dollars to the person or person's with any information leading to the finding and safe return of Mr. Baxter. Additionally, Dex's friends, Matthew Perry and Eric Stillman have pledged an additional five hundred thousand dollars towards this end.
If you have any information concerning Mr. Baxter's whereabouts, please contact me at 1.800.555.0121 or email us at quadalupe@crenshaw.net.
All responses will be kept in the strictest of confidence.
Thank you,
Saul Rabinowitz, Esq.
1 comment:
wherefore art thou dex? :(
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